Last week at Art Basel: Stuffy's, after overcoming my starstruckedness, I found the courage to invite Jerry Saltz to my studio. He graciously accepted!!
That is Libby in that painting he's studying! Jerry said he never misses a day checking Libby and Roberta's blog... and that "they are fantastic artists blazing new trails".
I totally agree!!!
I showed him all my friend's work, and he loved it all!
It looks like he is smiling here, doesn't it? Maybe the hint of a smile? I think he must like that painting -
but when I asked him what he thought... SILENCE.
Stare down.
Okay... I blinked. He got up on tip-toes, though. Very aggressive.
Seduced. Shalom, partner.
Oh Jerry, I don't care if you don't like Marlene Dumas.
16 comments:
Oh blessed jebus...
I knew Jerry wouldn't make the first move. Good for you, Martin!
this is the scariest post yet, Martin.
Ho, Ho, Ho! Marry Christmas?
I can't believe you got that close to Jerry. I was trying to cozy up myself, but you got there first!
Man, I love these homoerotic posts!!!
i need to comment that I have no comment.
this isn't photoshop, neither was the other one.
Jerry & Mom both warned me about men with animal skin sheets.
Look at the shadow in the second picture - Jerry is REAL!
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
That said, Martin, you are so much better funny than you are bitter- I love it!
YOU ARE HILARIOUS! Kudos to you and your KISS
this is freakin' great!
I love it.
I just love it.
Congratulations, now you gots the AIDS!
Martin, this is EXCEPTIONALLY good. I couldn't love it more.
are you the carson of my dreams???
hey! I was recently 'unfriended' by jerry on facebook! let me tell you !
He posted his New York magazine article about the younger than jesus show. I suggested an 'older than god' show. some people laughed. then i thought wait, jerry is older than god! and i posted that but apparently he didn't find that very funny as he disappeared from my friends list within seconds.
does anyone else get the IRONY here? i know, i know - irony is SO gen x. But he is wondering why some of us feel a wee bit pissy about the premise of the show and then i bring HIS age into it and he unfriends me?!!??! People, am i crazy?
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